Fart Chart

None of us are sure where the smell came from, but for the last month or so, Rob's room has really stunk. I mean it really stinks in there. It smells like a mixture of b.o., mold, more b.o., more mold, and mold. So when Rob went on vacation to Switzerland last week, the first thing I did was close his door to trap the smell in there (sometimes when the door to his room is open, the fumes seep out.) Then later, when I farted in the living room, Paul and I got to talking. Why stink up the apartment with our farts when there's a room that smells so much already? We might as well keep it all in one place, right? We both agreed, right then and there, that whenever either one of us had to fart, we'd take a deep breath (you don't want to breathe inside of Rob's room), walk inside, and let it rip.

But what's the point farting in Rob's room over and over again if he never

finds out about it? That's why I made the Fart Chart. It's pretty simple. Every time Paul or I fart in Rob's room, we mark it on the chart and

when Rob comes home, he sees that we've been farting in his room over and over again. As you can see, I'm winning.

Byeeeeeeeeeeeeee.